You (a normal person) May Soon Become a Wrestling fan, too
"Hi Ho DIGGITY!" - Dog (Featured on Catdog, 1998)
That's a catchphrase you're not going to forget anytime soon (at least for le 90s kids). How about another one?
"Yeet" - Jey Uso (Said several times today on WWE Raw)
The Beatles once claimed to be bigger than Jesus. Several things have been called the new rock and roll. Wrestling is new Coronavirus and the WWE is the dominant variant. Everyone knows someone infected: a coworker, a friend.. maybe even your pastor? (do people still have those?) Some may have had the fake fighting virus lay dormant. Vince's wacky antics may have put them into wrestling fan remission for decades, but Vince McMahon, now known as the doo doo man, is long gone. The company that owns UFC now owns the WWE, and they want to actually make money. It's no longer Vince's weird way to express his repressed fetishes with wrestling angles. It's there to be good, and it's getting there.
"Yeet" - Jey Uso (Said several times today on WWE Raw)
WWE is filling up stadiums near you and they're saying yeet. (is that still a thing?) Jey Uso, the person paid to say yeet, and sometimes wrestle, just passed a huge milestone in his career, something that could have never happened even like a year ago. Jey took the IC belt from the internet workrate mark favorite (Bron), who had taken it from the fan favorite (Sammy) who, himself, had taken it from the booker's favorite (Gunther). All in the space of a few months. The booker's favorite (Gunther), after retaining the IC title for literal years through an undefeated streak, had dropped the IC belt to Sammy so that he could win the 3rd of 3 different "World Title" belts (The World Heavyweight title). I guess Gunther may at some point get the other two world title belts (the Smackdown World Title and the Raw World Title, which were combined into the Universal Title Belt). But, for now, Jey has the IC (Intercontinental) title, Gunther is the World Heavyweight champ and Cody Rhodes has the Universal World title(s?). Also LA Knight has the US championship that he won from surprisingly amazing wrestler Logan Paul. CM Punk has friendship bracelet that touched another man's penis. Oh yeah, and Andrade has the "exclusively airing on X (Twitter)" WWE Speed championship. I'll let you decide for yourself if you'd rather have the penis bracelet or the Twitter title. This is the sport I chose to follow.
WWE Raw is going to air on Netflix in January so that normal people who stopped paying for cable a decade ago can actually see it. It's gonna get bigger. You may find yourself watching oiled up men and women fake fighting for increasingly esoteric predetermined championships, just like me. :)