Christmas Vacation
I swear, every time I watch Christmas vacation I'm like "WTF, no on gets a Christmas bonus anymore. Is this really the plot?" After years of wagecucking, I've only had two jobs that have given out Christmas bonuses. And absolutely none of them have offered severance packages. Getting laid off? Make sure to work a bunch of overtime before we shut down and you have to apply for unemployment to receive a fraction of your pay while you search for another shitty job. Most people aren't privileged enough to be in a where they'll get any kind of holiday bonus. Idk, it feels like no one ever thinks gross manual labor jobs exist. I'm lucky to have a white collar gig. It sucks, but it's not like I have to touch literal doo doo and shit shit. That's always a plus. Though, if I ever worked as a janitor... or maybe if I were one of those dudes in California where you're paid to pick up shit off the streets.. then I'd like to be known as a
TURD WRANGLER
No turd goes unturned. Not on my watch.